For the record, Internet, the only things I plan to do between now and the boy going to sleep later are:  1) read; 2) play games on my iPad; 3) eat.  Anything else will qualify as unexpected, and you will note that “write clear and cogent blog post” ain’t on that list.  You got a freebie yesterday.  I’m relaxing today.

(Granted, I have work to do when the boy goes to sleep later tonight.  That’s five hours away.  Screw it.)