A handful of observations about this car, which I unintentionally followed for several miles (I swear, we were just going the same way!) on the way home from the comic shop today. 

1. That for my entire life until today I had never seen a vehicle claiming to be “powered by bitchdust,” and yet this was the second car today I saw with that sticker on it;
2. I feel like there have to be better/safer ways to advertise your onlyfans and your Snapchat; I would be genuinely worried if someone pulled my OF from my rear window, which is literally impossible to see without seeing my license plate, and then decided to subscribe. At $45 a month, no less– no amount of porn is worth $45 a month. 
3. Shut up, of course I went and looked. Like most OnlyFans accounts, there’s literally nothing there if you don’t pony up for a subscription.
4. I don’t know anything about Snapchat, but I can’t even confirm that account still exists (I think it’s “janelbriann25,” but I also tried “janelbnann25” just for the hell of it) without an account there and I don’t have one.
5. Does that sticker on the top left say “Cock” or “Clock”, (or something else?) and either way, why does it look like that? Is that just a logo for something that I don’t recognize? (EDIT: It’s “Glock,” as in the gun, and that’s a fucking terrible logo.)
6. I want to find whoever decided that “Milf’n” was a way to spell something and not “Milfin'” (how old are these kids? Are they old enough to recognize their mom has an OF? God I hope not) and feed them to something large and angry. Ending words with ‘n should be punishable by death and enforceable by anyone who actually has acceptable grammar.

Anyway, this ends today’s edition of Judging Strangers By Their Cars. How was your Wednesday?