In which oh hell no not right now

I had a great post planned for tonight, or at least parts of it; it has the potential to turn into one of those two- or three-day extended things.

Then I went on an emergency shoe-buying trip right after work– shut up that’s a thing— and now I’m going to go lie down for the rest of the night and hope that what really feels like it might be impending Hell Flu isn’t actually impending Hell Flu.

Universe: I do not have time for Hell Flu right now.

No.

If I don’t post tomorrow, assume I’m dead, and divide up my possessions amongst yourselves.  If, that is, you can find my house.

It begins

The good news:  It is 9:34 AM on Thanksgiving morning, and I am awake, dressed, showered, breakfasted, and ready to regulate.  One of my oldest friends is already here and we have six more people coming over later today.

The bad news:  my lovely wife, who is lovely and I love dearly, has only just now discovered that our roasting pan is insufficient for our turkey-roasting needs.  So I have to go get one.  And salt.

We somehow do not have salt.

I had the idea at one point that I was going to try to not spend money this weekend; I may as well go wait in line and buy a PS4 tonight.  Because this will not be the only thing.

Enjoy your holiday, y’all.  🙂