I haven’t beaten Shadow of Mordor yet, a game I really, really like.

I just the other day downloaded Icewind Dale onto my iPad, a game I have not even launched yet.

The new Dragon Age comes out next week; the two previous editions of that series have each eaten my life whole for weeks.

I have a novel to finish.

And yet, for some reason, upon discovering that Planescape: Torment, which I have never actually played, was available for Mac at GOG.com, I just downloaded it, too.

Never let me fool anyone into thinking I’m smart.