BANG yo HEAD until you start to BREAK yo NECK

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It’s a Busta Rhymes kind of day.

I had a parent conference today that lasted two entire class periods, nearly an hour and a half– I believe the longest parent conference of my entire career. And while it was good to sit down with a parent for a while and talk some things through, and while we did make some progress, I’m not convinced the meeting actually solved any of the issues that the conference was called to address. Plus I have more paperwork to not memorize now, which is always fun.

Then I had a union meeting this afternoon after school and didn’t get home until six. All I really want out of the world today is to read my comic books and something makes me think that isn’t going to happen since I haven’t actually had time to buy any today.

My point is that it was a long day. At the moment I have nothing of any particular import to say (other than that frying eggs inside half of an avocado produces deliciousness– too messy to photograph, but deliciousness)– so I’m gonna play with my son and then collapse in front of the TV.

Tomorrow I get to fight with a retailer. That should be fun!

So here’s a thing I learned today

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If your first egg looks like the one on the right when you try to fry a couple of eggs, you should probably dump the pan and start over.  It’s not, as you think it might be, because you overcompensated for the last time you made fried eggs, when they looked beautiful and perfect and then were sticking to the pan.  You didn’t put too much cooking spray in; the fact that the pan has effectively no surface friction has nothing to do with this.  The egg’s bad.  Dump it and start over.

Trust me, please.

This has been an infinitefreetime public service announcement.