
So my club of weird, wonderful little queer kids decided they wanted to do a scavenger hunt. We put the list of items together today. They have a week:
- A pop-it
- Any object with a rainbow theme
- A piece of handmade jewelry
- An actual real world paper map not printed by a printer
- A map of a fantasy world
- Something with fire (nothing illegal please)
- An unbroken egg
- One Croc
- One chancla (bonus points if it’s the same color as the Croc)
- A hat with a bird on it
- An action figure
- A unicorn (three-dimensional, not a picture)
- A school hallway pass, signed by a teacher, with “APPLESAUCE” written as the student’s name. I must be able to read the teacher’s name and you can not explain why you need this.
- A [name of our school] article of clothing. Your ID does not count.
- The wrapper for a Jolly Rancher
- An unsharpened pencil of at least two colors.
- A receipt from CVS, Walgreen’s or 7-11.
- A recipe for baklava.
- A toilet paper tube. No toilet paper may be attached.
- An unused but unwrapped Band-Aid.
- A button with two holes in it.
- A bobby pin
- A safety pin
- A clothespin
- A piece of paper with a clear fingerprint on it.
- A Nevada quarter
- A piece of paper foreign currency
- The name of one of Mr. Siler’s favorite books. This will be ten books and to keep things fair Mr. Siler will share a list of the books with another teacher.
- A phone video of you dancing and singing the alphabet.
- A milk sticker. The milk does not have to be dairy based.
- A paper wall calendar from 2023.
- A container for a large fries from McDonald’s.
- A piece of turquoise.
- A pink Lego. You may not steal Mr. Siler’s Legos.
- A yellow Zip Tie.
- A tie clip.
- A cassette tape.
- A DVD.
- A piece of hair from a teacher. The hair must be in an envelope and the teacher must sign it. You cannot explain why you need the hair. You may lie.
- A piece of soap in any color other than white.
- A picture of two stuffed animals in a place stuffed animals are typically not found. They must look like they are upset with each other.
- A Halloween wig. It cannot be a wig a normal person would wear on a normal day.
- A picture of your parents/guardians/responsible adults when they were young.
- A positive affirmation from [either of the social workers]. This can be written on paper or emailed.
- A toy car.
- A picture of yourself in preschool (3-5 years old)
- A horoscope clipped from a newspaper or printed from the internet
- A Marvel comic book.
- The Secret Item from [the principal]. I have not decided what this is yet so give me some time.
- A video of any teacher rapping. You cannot tell them why you need the video.
- BONUS: Any item so strange that no one else recognizes it.
I will report back on how this goes. They were super excited about putting the list together; we’ll see how many of them actually bring a bagful of stuff next week.
