On logorrhea

shut up

Had a fella make a comment the other day– and it’s not like I’m mad at him or anything, so I’m not going to track the comment down to single him out– that he was amazed at how much I was posting.  And… well, yeah, he’s got a point.  When this goes live it’s going to be my 21st post of January, and only the 10th day of January… and there’s a really good chance that I’ll have the 22nd post of January written within the next hour or so– which means that I’m working a full day ahead, since I’m putting this post together at around 8:00 PM on Thursday night.  And it ain’t like I’m not going to come home from school on Friday with nothing to say, either, so as of right now a full day in advance we’re looking at three posts on Friday.

There were three today as well, although one of them was  a single word and a link.  And a bunch of those “multiple” posts, particularly in January, have been picture posts of some kind or another, which I kind of think of as free.  But, all the same, I don’t want to get, like, annoying.

Honest question, and there’s enough of you that have been commenting lately that I’m fairly confident that I’ll get a decent answer to this:  do y’all think I’m posting too much?  What sort of frequency do you want to see from blogs you read?  Once a day?  Two or three?  Anytime any damn thought jumps into my head and I’m near enough to a keyboard to blab about it a bit?

(I’m fully aware what the best answer is:  post as often as you can, so long as the posts are good, and post less often if you’re writing crap.  That said I’m not necessarily the best judge of whether my shit is interesting or not.  I’ll have a thousand followers by the end of the week and I can’t figure out why any of you think anything I’m saying is worth reading. But here’s your chance to tell me to can it if I’m blowing up your mailboxes or your twitterings or something like that too often.  Is there a frequency you want to see?  How often do YOU blog?)

Looking forward to the conversation, but keep in mind I’m not gonna be around to participate in it until I’m off from work, unless I get a minute to check in at lunchtime.

Oh, and I don’t say this often enough: thanks for reading.

Stuff what I wanna do in 2014

I don’t do resolutions. Resolutions are promises; promises get broken. That doesn’t say that I don’t have projects and goals; sometimes I get to them, sometimes I don’t. Last year I did a post like this at the previous incarnation of this blog over at Xanga; I’ve got that post archived somewhere, I think, but I remember the two big ones were to write more and to cook more often. Both of those goals were definitely achieved; I write just about every damn day here and I’m a much better cook than I was at the beginning of the year.

So what’s on deck for 2014?

Keep writing. This ought not to be a problem; getting back into regular blogging again was one of the best things about 2013; I’m just flat-out happier when I’m writing a lot. As always, I want to bend more toward fiction, but I always want to write more fiction. That’s not new.

Still a writing goal, but a bit more specific:

Self-publish Skylights officially. This book is already written although it could probably use one more editing pass. Technically it’s available on Lulu– I put it there so I could have them print one author’s copy and buy it for myself– but I want it on Amazon. Plans are in the works to commission a local artist friend to do the cover if I get the teacher creativity grant I applied for earlier this year. I may suck it up and do that anyway. Even if I don’t get the grant, I want this book available on Amazon by the end of the year.

Finish the bathroom renovation in a timely fashion. The boy’s home sick with me right now, which has slowed us down a bit, but I still think we can get the tub done by the end of break. The fear is that once that’s done the rest of the stuff will just sit in the damn living room for months because of the amount of work to be done and the lack of several contiguous days off of work. I’m going to DC over Spring Break with my kids, so it’s not like I can even back it up to that. MLK weekend is gonna be real busy around here.

Read big books. Spending last year trying to read 200 books led to me focusing on shorter fiction. I miss nonfiction a lot right now, and I’ve got a lot of stuff built up that’s gonna take me a while– for example, a 2600-page no-that-is-not-a-typo biography of Abraham Lincoln that is so big I can’t figure out how to read it in a physical sense– ie, how to hold the book while I read it. I’m reading it this year. I’m about 60% through Gone with the Wind right now, which is over a thousand. I also want to read through the Wheel of Time books; there are something like twelve or thirteen of them and they’re all close to or over a thousand pages each. I read about half the series before realizing how much Jordan had left to write and then bailed– and then Jordan died, and Brandon Sanderson took over, but now that they’re finally all written I can actually finish reading them.

Other reading goals: 1) Read every Stephen King book, in order (I’ve already started this, but The Stand is next, which is– again– a million pages long, so I put it off; and 2) I’m 1/3 of the way through The List and I want to be much closer to finishing that by the end of the year. That oughtta keep me busy.

(Have I talked about The List on here? I don’t remember. I’ll fill y’all in later if you want to know.)

Make it to Bloomington for a weekend sometime this summer. Also, Louisville, where I have some friends who I haven’t seen in forever. I haven’t been to Bloomington since 2005; it’s one of my favorite cities and it’s crazy that it’s been that long since I’ve been there. In addition, I’d like to go somewhere– and I’ll leave that generic– that I’ve never been to before. The boy’s old enough now that we can travel with him. Just come up with a place and go. (NOTE: This is the least likely of all goals thus far to actually happen. Overcoming my own inertia is insanely challenging.)

Buy a decent telescope, finally. Use it.

Learn piano, or at least learn a few songs I’m comfortable with. This is more achievable than it sounds because we actually own a piano; my wife plays. I failed spectacularly at learning ukulele this year, but I have some reason to believe that achieving at least moderate competence on piano will be easier.

Be a better teacher during the second half of the school year than I was during the first. Blah blah blah teaching sucks because reasons. Stop whining; do better anyway.

Watch less Sesame Street. Because gaaaah.

I’ll likely add to this as the day goes on. Feel free to check back ceaselessly if you like.

In which OMG ENOUGH

20130830-183623.jpgI’m posting too much today, I know; it’s been kinda a weird day.

Anyway, blogwank of all blogwank questions:  This blog has been around for six months, give or take.  I just hit my 500th follower today.

Is that good?  Is 500 a lot?  I don’t know how to calibrate my sense of accomplishment around here.  Those of you who actually comment once in a while, how many followers do you have and how long has your blog been around?  Just curious; I promise not to post again today unless something really funny happens.  And even then I might save it until tomorrow.