Hiatus blogwanking

I just went back and looked, and the last day I completely failed to post anything at all was December 23rd, 2014.  That’s nearly two goddamn years of at least once-a-day posting, and at most only 70% of it has been garbage.

I don’t wanna ever hear nothin’ from any of y’all again about any pansy little one month challenges.

That said, once I post on December 23rd, 2016, I’m taking the rest of the damn year off.  I keep getting to the end of the day, lately, and going “Okay, enough.  This is the day I skip,” and then writing something like this.

December 23rd.  Fifteen days.  And then a hiatus.

One of these things is not like the others

Actual post incoming, but in the meantime this entertains me a lot.

Nothing tonight

Hellaciously busy day.

Best believe I’mma make up for it tomorrow.

Goddamn

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Oh BTW

Eleven away from that 10,000th follower.

Some old-fashioned blogwanking

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That number, 9928.  It bothers me.  It is close to 10,000, and yet it is not 10,000.  In fact, a fair observer might rightly claim that it is less than 10,000.

I assume that you know what to do.

Whoa

I almost forgot to blog today– I’ve been cleaning all day because I made dinner for some old friends tonight, and we were sitting around the table and chatting and it hit me that I didn’t have a post up yet.

Doesn’t mean the post is gonna be a good one, mind you.

Have a cute Winona Ryder .gif:

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In which I let you decide

9j156.gifSo, am I liveblogging the debate tomorrow night?  Am I even going to watch the debate tomorrow night?  Trump turns my stomach in a way no political candidate ever has (and I remember the Bush years very well, thank you) and I’m genuinely not sure I’m going to be able to make it through ninety minutes of his stupid, lying face.  But I don’t miss debates.  I don’t think I’ve missed watching a Presidential debate in my adult life, actually.  And if I’m watching, I may as well liveblog the thing.  Twitter, of course, is a given; I may as well fight with trolls while I’m at it.

So: liveblog?  Or cover my eyes with my fingers and stay far away from social media?