A handful of observations about this car, which I unintentionally followed for several miles (I swear, we were just going the same way!) on the way home from the comic shop today.
- That for my entire life until today I had never seen a vehicle claiming to be “powered by bitchdust,” and yet this was the second car today I saw with that sticker on it;
- I feel like there have to be better/safer ways to advertise your onlyfans and your Snapchat; I would be genuinely worried if someone pulled my OF from my rear window, which is literally impossible to see without seeing my license plate, and then decided to subscribe. At $45 a month, no less– no amount of porn is worth $45 a month.
- Shut up, of course I went and looked. Like most OnlyFans accounts, there’s literally nothing there if you don’t pony up for a subscription.
- I don’t know anything about Snapchat, but I can’t even confirm that account still exists (I think it’s “janelbriann25,” but I also tried “janelbnann25” just for the hell of it) without an account there and I don’t have one.
- Does that sticker on the top left say “Cock” or “Clock”, (or something else?) and either way, why does it look like that? Is that just a logo for something that I don’t recognize? (EDIT: It’s “Glock,” as in the gun, and that’s a fucking terrible logo.)
- I want to find whoever decided that “Milf’n” was a way to spell something and not “Milfin'” (how old are these kids? Are they old enough to recognize their mom has an OF? God I hope not) and feed them to something large and angry. Ending words with ‘n should be punishable by death and enforceable by anyone who actually has acceptable grammar.
Anyway, this ends today’s edition of Judging Strangers By Their Cars. How was your Wednesday?
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I read it as Clock and never would have gotten to Glock without your help. I also now know more about OnlyFans, and totally have the heebeejeebees.
I can’t decide if this woman is brave or stupid. To each her own, but yikes.
Recently I saw a quasi beat up pickup truck with the usual assortment of angry white man stickers. There wasn’t a Trump or MAGA sticker, but there was one which looked sort of cute\fun because of Seuss-inspired graphic and font. Then I read it, and once I figured out what it meant (because it used an offensive word which is not part of my regular vocabulary), I was horrified and outraged. “I do not like sleepy Joe. I do not like his c**lie h*e.” Weeks later, I am still aghast, as evidenced by the fact that I am ranting about it to strangers on the internet.
Who puts that sticker on a car? I know. I know. Lots of people. How is there a market for such vitriol? I know. I know.
Wednesday was fine. We had winter on Sunday. Now we are having spring.
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There’s a house in the neighborhood that I think about burning down or vandalizing each and every time I drive by it. Whether we win or not I’m going to shit on his doorstep after the next election.
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