Shots fired

I just sent the following e-mail message to my principal and my assistant principal:

I am fully expecting to receive a single-word “no” response from both of them, but I feel like starting a fight, so let’s do this. I’m tired of our dress code (frequently incorrectly referred to as “uniforms” by people who haven’t thought about this topic with the insane amount of detail that I have) and I want it to go away.