I had to do some running around tonight– I had my final LASIK follow-up appointment, and stopped by my dad’s to
mutilate him give him a haircut, and I have some thoughts. Now, these should not be taken especially seriously, and I want to emphasize that they are based on a snapshot of maybe 10-15 miles of driving on a small number of streets in the Democratic part of Indiana. Take this all with a substantial amount of salt.
- In general, there are fewer yard signs out than I would normally expect this close to the election.
- Most of the signs that are out are for local or statewide races. There are a lot of school board signs, and more than I’d expect for the coroner’s race.
- There are a handful of yards on this drive that can be reliably counted upon to have a sign for everyone running in whatever political party the house belongs to. Interestingly, while the Democratic houses all have Biden signs, the Republican houses do not have signs for the other guy. Houses with signs for him tend to have only a sign for him.
- If you have this in front of your house I’m going to assume you’re a crazy person:
I assume that the stake is because of vampires. Like, seriously, people, the man is an atheist and he hates you.
- I only saw one yard with that sign but it’s uncomfortably close to my house.
- There is no gubernatorial race. Not one sign for Holcomb, even in the “we have signs for everyone” yards, and none on their own, and not one sign for his opponent anywhere.
- There are also a couple of houses that reliably have large signs for Jackie Walorski– like, the size that require 4×4 posts driven into the ground– and those houses do not have signs up for That Guy either.
Again, draw no conclusions from this and I make no predictions. I’m mostly writing this now so that I remember to compare it to what that same drive looks like on, say, the 30th.
Many moons ago, I had a kid in my class named, oh, let’s call him Lafayette, for the usual “it amuses me for reasons I won’t reveal” rationale. Lafayette transferred into my room in December, and on his first day took a seat as far away from everyone as he could get and didn’t make a sound. He got called down to the office after about an hour and didn’t come back. When I inquired about it later, I was told that he’d been expelled from his previous school for threatening to murder his teacher, and that we were honoring the suspension. He’d be back in January.
For the record, while he wasn’t a great student by any stretch of the imagination, I had no real discipline problems with Lafayette. He was, on his worst day, squarely in the middle of that group in terms of his behavior.
The year after I had him, a photo of him went Facebook viral, as his mother forced him to stand on a street corner for several hours carrying a sign announcing to everyone who drove by that he was failing all of his classes and was generally not a good person. I can’t find the picture now, but it still resurfaces every now and again.
Several years later, at 16, he was arrested for attacking an elderly woman, beating her unconscious, and stealing her car. He’s in state prison now; the soonest he has any chance of getting out is 2027. I assume he was tried as an adult.
His younger brother, who wasn’t ever in my class but who I met at least once, is currently the subject of a manhunt for murder. They haven’t caught him yet, but his face is all over the place.
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In my neighborhood it’s split fairly evenly. There are no thru streets here. On the main roads, it seems to be mostly shitgibbon with big banners included. Yesterday I saw one on the main road for Biden- Harris that had the names cut off of it. So that tells me the tRumpians are driving the main streets and stealing or defacing signs. Welcome to Texas.
I have my first ever yard sign! There’s a runoff for mayor around here and the incumbent is a useless, Fed-enabling coward. He got a boost in the primary because his coronavirus response was good, but that was all had going for him, and his protest response since has been beyond horrible.
My neighbors have similar signs, Biden/Harris signs, a couple of city council signs. A lot more have some version of Black Lives Matter posted in their yards.
Just don’t drive more than 10 minutes out of town… or cross the border into Washington. :O
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