If y’all don’t mind, I’d like this to become my most famous post ever. I want this getting 10,000 views a day for the rest of my life. I want it shared in drivers’ ed classes. Hell, I want it to be the only topic of entire days of drivers’ ed classes.
If you stop, unpredictably, in order to allow someone to pull from a side road or exit from a business and turn left in front of you, ESPECIALLY if you are already in the left lane of traffic when you do this, you should lose your license. On the spot. It should self-destruct inside your goddamn wallet and burn a painful hole in your ass. And once you have lost your license and bandaged your burnt ass, whoever is behind you and managed to avoid rear-ending your ignorant self should get to choose one of your body parts (possibly the other unburnt half of your ass) to cut off and wear around as a hat.
The protection of the law should no longer apply to you if you make a decision like this.
Fucking stop it.
In conclusion, I hate you and hope you die. Which, given how you drive, will probably happen sooner rather than later.
The end.
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Luther,
how do you REALLY feel about this?
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Ambivalent at best.
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Luke, you are my son.
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Most of the time though, assholes like that end up killing someone else. Like you though I want to feed them through a giant shredder, feet first.
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