If, like me, you don’t drink at all, and if, like me, despite not drinking at all you find yourself in a position where you’ve had a long fucking day and fuck it you want a glass of wine anyway, and the only wine in the house turns out to be mango wine, and your wife says to you “shake it up before you open it, so the mango doesn’t settle”…
don’t fucking listen to your wife.
That is all.
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Did it come back at you? it would for me (not a drinker either, especially after a lumpy experience).
Wine EVERYWHERE.
ROFL 😀 … I mean, oh dear! 😀
Mango wine? Really? Omfg
It was tasty! What was left of it, I mean.
ROFL!