I am… not immediately pre-ordering an iPhone 7? Like, for real? This is a thing that’s not happening? I don’t understand; I currently own an iPhone 6, and before that I had a 5. I re-order my phones when a new number comes out. The 7 is out, or at least it’s about to be. And yet I paid my phone bill this afternoon, meaning that I went directly to the very place where one might go to order a new iPhone, and yet somehow there is no new iPhone with my name on it either beginning to be shipped to me or being manufactured for my eventual ownership.
I’m confused. I’m New Tech Guy. I’m Ooh Shiny Guy. What the hell?
Actually, I know the answer, if I’m being honest. I’m perfectly happy with my current phone– the upgrade to the 6 from the 5 was a no-brainer because of the bigger screen, and I’ve got no complaints about it, no matter how hard I try. And I will have complaints about the 7, because one of the ways I use my phone a lot is in the car, with the phone plugged both into the auxiliary jack on my car stereo and the… well, power thingy. I don’t mind the idea of ditching the audio port in general, but it interferes with how I use the phone in my current car, and the phone gets a lot of use as an audio device in my car. I don’t often use headphones one way or another, so the idea of eventually spending $140 on a wireless set doesn’t appeal. I’m not gonna whine about it much, but right now this change doesn’t work for me.
Additionally, from what I’ve seen the best change to the device is the camera, and the biggest change to the camera is on the Seven plus. The two-camera thing looks really cool. Being able to shoot bokeh photos with my phone seems really neat. But I’m not sure I need (well, okay, need has nothing to do with this, I’m not sure I want) the bigger phone that I would need to buy in order to get the better camera– and, again, I have no complaints about my current phone, which includes the camera. I love the idea of a better camera but I don’t really need it right now.
So… am I, like, maturing or something, or is the fact that I’m thinking new car, then new phone so that my phone can interface properly with the car a sign that I’m actually a bigger idiot than I was before?
(Oh. Let’s not talk about the new Apple Watch until I have hard data on the battery life. As soon as I don’t have to charge it every single night, I’ll jump ship. I love my Pebble, but I’m waiting for Apple to catch up in a couple of key areas and then I’m done.)