Motherfucking rain motherfucking crawl space motherfucking al gore motherfuck fuckery fucking fuck.
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Motherfucking water
Motherfucking rain motherfucking crawl space motherfucking al gore motherfuck fuckery fucking fuck.
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Um…please explain?
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Seven inches (so far) of fucking rain today means that that board is holding back a lake that used to be a crawlspace under the house. The sump pump is in the corner, but the slope of the floor isn’t ideal and the furnace is there, so to keep the water from getting any farther into the basement than it already is, we’ve rigged up the towel and the shower curtains, which are catching about 95% of the water and redirecting it directly into the sump pit. Motherfucking Hoosier engineering, goddammit.
Fuck rain, also.
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Ah. Home ownership can be a bitch. From one who lives in a flood-prone city, I hear you.
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Yes. It can stop raining any…time…now
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Ugh. Sorry man. May it dry out all quick like. 😦
Or may a really really thirsty llama come visit your lake–crawlspace.
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