I enjoy this sign quite a bit: “There are cameras in the parking lot, but we’re not watching them, so do whatever you want.” The misspelling of “management” is just the icing on the cake.
Why the hell would you put that second sentence on the sign, unless you wanted people to think that they could get away with shit? Somebody help me out here.
I am tired as hell right now; tired to the point where I’m writing this paragraph probably fifteen minutes after finishing the second one. I’ve basically been staring off into space for most of the time in between. The boy fell asleep quickly enough at the hotel last night (and he had a blast at the reception, in the way young kids do) but I’m finding that I really can’t sleep without a fan on me, which I didn’t have, and we had to leave a light on for him, meaning the room was too bright for me, so whine arrgh gargle blargh etc.
(Five more minutes of staring)
Okay, maybe not. I’m just going to post this one picture, which was a stealth shot of the second coolest guy at the wedding. I’ll tell stories either tomorrow or later tonight when my brain is back on; right now I ain’t got it.
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That picture reminds me of the opening scene from the “Wedding Singer,” where Adam Sandler sings that song about “spinning right round baby right round like a record baby…”
Mangement. Hmm. Maybe it reflects their condition and the irrationality of the second notification? It reminds me of the restaurant I briefly waitressed at. They had security cameras, but the manager conceded they only existed to deter waitresses. And yet, we’d have staff meetings regarding the shortage in the register four times out of the week.
Your sign also reminds me of a notification I saw in a Taipei airport when I was 7. “Drug possession is prohibited. Drug possession is punishable by death.” We did bring Tylenol and Motrin on that trip. Eesh.
Your friends at the hotel are telling you not to leave anything in your car. The rest can be cured by a couple of tours in your favorite branch of service.
For a moment, I wondered if perhaps they claimed they were not monitored at all times to trick people into doing thing and then catching them, but, clearly, mangement is not that clever…
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