Standard disclaimer, as always. Y’all have seen movie reviews from me before. You know what I’m like when I like something. And Miles Morales has, since almost immediately after he was introduced, been one of my all-time favorite comic book characters. He’s up there with the Hulk, Iron Man, and Superman. I have been waiting for a Miles Morales Spider-Man movie for a long time.
(Now I’m just waiting for a movie with goddamn Ganke in it, but that’s another story.)
So you already knew I liked this movie. There would have been a shift in the fabric of the universe if I hadn’t liked it and absolutely everyone would have noticed it. Did you notice a shift in the fabric of the universe last night, around 10:30, as I was walking out of the theater? No, you did not. Of course I liked the fucking movie. It’s Goddamned brilliant. It’s so good it made me forgive them for what I initially thought was the kind of dodgy decision to make Miles’ movie animated instead of live-action.
(It’s not dodgy. This movie would have been impossible as live-action. They made a better movie by making it animated. It needed to be animated.)
So put that all aside. I want to talk to the two or three of you who don’t care about superheroes or superhero movies and for some reason come to this blog anyway.
You need to see this movie because it’s one of the most amazing animated films ever made.
You need to see it as a cultural artifact, guys, of what cutting-edge technology can do in 2018. The movie could have been about anything and I’d be recommending it because of how absolutely incredible it looks. I was talking to one of my oldest friends about it last night– he was lucky enough to see it last week, and told me at the time that words couldn’t do it justice. Last night, he made the point that the movie is expectations-proof, because there’s nothing that can prepare you for what it’s actually like to see this on the big screen.
And you need to see it on the best, biggest movie screen you can reasonably get to. This movie needs to win about four thousand awards even before we get to the part where the story is incredible too. This movie gets Miles, y’all. It understands this character thoroughly. It understands Spider-Man thoroughly, in a way that most of the live-action movies maybe haven’t always. The voice acting and the casting are outstanding. The character design– this movie’s versions of the Kingpin, the Scorpion, the Green Goblin, and especially Dr. Octopus are fantastic. The music is superb. This movie succeeds on every level but one, which is that it’s gonna scare the crap out of my son so I can’t take him to see it.
Oh, and the stinger at the end and the tribute to Stan Lee and Steve Ditko, both of whom passed away this year?
I am lucky enough to be married to a woman who is not only willing to go to this neverending series of geek movies with me, but who genuinely enjoys them. She called Into the Spider-Verse her favorite superhero movie last night. And this was one of those movies, I think, where she was mildly interested but might have skipped the movie were it not for me pushing to see it. I can’t be trusted; I know that. She can. This one’s something really special, y’all. And it ain’t like you’ve got anything else to do until next week when Aquaman comes out. Go see it.