1. Ain’t nobody asking to go to your room. We all know it.
2. This is the second to last God damn day of school and everybody is done with everything. Speaking as someone who only had five kids in his room in 3rd hour because everybody left and 32 in fifth because everybody showed up, there’s not a single damn thing wrong with letting them hang out with their friends/teachers they like under these circumstances. So long as you know where everybody went there’s no real problem.
3. There was no reason to email the whole staff about this because now the boss has to get involved and shut the whole thing down.
   • We’re gonna do it again tomorrow even though she said not to. Email? What email?
     • Also, fire me, I dare you.
4. Shut up.
5. Also you’re retiring in two days just shove them all out the door and relax.

We are going to the zoo for a special Nighttime Zoo Experience tonight, so this is all you get for today, since I got home and took a nap on the couch. So have a great night.