The boy’s tiny little brain has thus far proven unable to cope with the concepts “hotel room,” “big boy bed,” and “sleeping in the same room as Mommy and Daddy,” and he was up until past 11:30 last night with constant questions and running commentary.  Plus it was way too goddamn hot in here all night and because of where they put his bed turning down the temperature seemed like a bad idea to everyone because it would have meant cold air basically blowing directly on him all night.

The three of us will be a cherished addition to the ceremonies later today.