I win the bad teacher award for today, and I probably badteachered enough today to win the bad teacher award for the month, and I was so stressed out during my lunch break today that I didn’t eat, which … well, you saw yesterday’s post, you can imagine how infrequently I skip meals.

My wife and also my son for some Godforsaken reason both want to watch the debate tonight. I am probably going to go out onto the front lawn and drive nails into my dick instead, but we’ll see.