im0lgrix8xkvpnj8k47hI’m in the recliner again.

SECOND MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT:  all story-writin’ for “The Benevolence Archives: Volume One” is finished, meaning that all that is left is an editing pass or two and also the (hopefully) not terribly complicated step of figuring out just how in the hell one turns a document file into a competent-looking ebook and then it’ll actually be available for sale!  I will, obviously, be letting y’all know repeatedly well in advance of the actual release date, so keep your eyes peeled here.

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THIRD MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT:  I have survived Standardized Testing Hell Week, and thus will do my damnedest to avoid mentioning it (other than announcing that I’m going to avoid mentioning it) for at least a few weeks.

FOURTH MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT:  Holy crap the new Call of Duty trailer looks cool.  I haven’t played a Call of Duty game in years and I haven’t liked a Call of Duty game since years before that, but dayum.

FIFTH MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT:  “Dayum” and “datum” aren’t the same word, stupid autocorrect.

SIXTH MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT:  I can’t remember what #6 was supposed to be, and my wife and son just got home, so maybe there will be another post tonight!  Woo!