Yeah, no

It is indicative of my general mood toward the universe that I just decided I needed to go floss and in the process of attempting to do so I took any food that was between my teeth and jammed it into my brain.

I did not know it was possible to fail at flossing one’s teeth, but I have done so.

On the plus side, you get to look forward to my dentist ripping teeth out of my head again.

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Luther M. Siler

Teacher, writer of words, and local curmudgeon. Enthusiastically profane. Occasionally hostile.