I never saw Aquaman in theaters. Not for any particular reason; I don’t hate the movie version of the character the way I do Angry Rodent Ninja or the Murder Alien. We just didn’t prioritize it the way we would have a Marvel movie, and then it was out of theaters and we had to rent it on iTunes. I realized very quickly that there was only going to be one way for me to watch it. I am hoping that making this into a blog post does not take sixteen hours and make me crazy.
That took a really long time, so I hope you all enjoyed it.