I never saw Aquaman in theaters.  Not for any particular reason; I don’t hate the movie version of the character the way I do Angry Rodent Ninja or the Murder Alien.  We just didn’t prioritize it the way we would have a Marvel movie, and then it was out of theaters and we had to rent it on iTunes.  I realized very quickly that there was only going to be one way for me to watch it.  I am hoping that making this into a blog post does not take sixteen hours and make me crazy.

That took a really long time, so I hope you all enjoyed it.

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Luther M. Siler

Teacher, writer of words, and local curmudgeon. Enthusiastically profane. Occasionally hostile.


  1. Thank you, now I don’t have to watch! Jk, I will at some point because it sounds fun. Also, I am in for a live tweet of JL if you put it on the blog like this 😁

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  2. I enjoyed the hell out of this. Kinda on par with the movie actually.

    I watched this movie for Momoa’s pecs and ended up loving the sass and water magic and PINK PHONE SELFIES and 0.00 fucks given and the world’s cutest parents. And also pecs. 😀 100% concur with your grading.

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