So I heard about this last night on the twitters and I thought it was a hoax. It’s not a hoax. It’s a real thing that is real:
So, long story short: the extruder for some new Play-Doh toy that a bunch of people got for their kids for Christmas looks exactly like a goddamned dildo. You have got to go to the Facebook page and go there right now; the carnage going on in the comments is the Internet distilled into its purest form and is completely hilarious on every imaginable level.
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I think my favorite bit is the people who are so sexually repressed that they’re insisting that that DOESN’T look like a giant, glistening cock.
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Okay, maybe an average-sized glistening cock. But still. Alliteration and all. 🙂
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Cock.
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hahahaha.. It looks like a giant glistening cock!!! (busting a gut)
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My day is now made. Perfection.
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When I first read this I was like, HOW? How did this get the green light? Did no one see the prototype? When I saw just part of the image, I giggled. And Play-Doh did promotional shots. The applicator thing looked just like a President Nixon! I’m sure the factory workers putting that flimsy junk together were like- Shénme!
Someone posted a video of Playdoh being squeezed out. It. Was. Glorious.
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Its play-dough for bored moms!!! this is really …wow!… what humor… this has to be a shame right?
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Different type of “play”, d’oh!
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Wow, their starting them younger and younger nowadays.
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I laughed so hard I have tears in my eyes, and one of the funniest things is how many times you managed to use the word cock! A terrifying toy todger, and I’m thinking way too hard about the alliteration thing right now…
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What got me was the, erm … corkscrew thread! 😀 (ROFL-ing eleventy squillion lots)
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It has a FORESKIN, for crying out loud! This has to be intentional!
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