By the time you read this, one of two things will be happening.  I will either be at work, teaching some middle school students some math, and while I may not be super happy with the readiness of said middle school students for the math I am trying to teach them, I will at least be out of the house and relatively happy with my lot in life:

Or a gateway to Hell will have erupted, consuming most of northern Indiana and southern Michigan, and you will know that something– perhaps another freak snowstorm, perhaps my back, perhaps a power outage at my building, perhaps a bomb threat, hell if I know– prevented me from going to work today and I decided I was done with existence:

Fun game, right?