If Bend it Like Beckham is any true indication of how the world works– and we all know it is– then tonight’s dinner ought to prove my marriageability for any number of eligible Indian bachelors.  Chicken tikka masala, naan, rice pudding, and aloo gobi, bitches:

I actually do have a legitimately large amount of stuff to do today and yesterday was bananas around here so this might be it for the day.  Go cook somethin’.

(Also: whoever turned on Autocorrect in WordPress?  Die in a fire, then come back to life and tell me how to turn it off.  Arrrgh.)