I know, man. I know.

In lieu of a post tonight, please to enjoy this brief email conversation between a student and I that actually happened this afternoon.

I love 8th graders.

In which I don’t know the rules

How long do you have to feed the local stray before it’s your cat?

What are these?

Current best guess is wind turbine blades, but hell if I know. I took this yesterday.

Advice requested

Ironically, I just snarked on Twitter about an article on how millennials are shit at DYI. Nonetheless:

I’m putting the new pool ladder together. Anybody have a better idea than needle-nose pliers on how to tighten those nuts? The bolt is smooth on the outside so I can’t go at it from there and no wrench on Earth will fit inside the plastic.

Writing question for y’all

WordPress should have some sort of built-in poll functionality.

Feel free to reply here or on Twitter and expand on any thoughts you might have.