So today was exhausting

There should be a rule that unless there is an infant in the house you should never have to clean up shit from more than a single living creature other than yourself over the course of a 24-hour period.

If there is an infant in the house, that number can be raised to 2.

There is not an infant in my house, so how that number is three for me right now is a bit beyond me.


This is more a proof-of-life post than anything else; my wife is out of town for the next few days so I’m on solo Daddy duty, and today was a long and ridiculous day at work featuring virtually no sales of furniture in exchange for money but well more than a nine-hour allocation of nonsense.

And then I got home and had to clean up dog poop, which always improves one’s day, as you can no doubt well imagine.

The goal for tomorrow is to get through it without smacking anyone.  We’ll see how I do.

In which I am impressed and horrified

1959810_10152205516073926_705566807_nApparently the boy had an, uh, active day at daycare yesterday.