Unread Shelf: June 30, 2026

This represents genuine progress from last month, believe it or not. Everything I bought in January has been read! February I bought a whole damn lot of books.

Unread Shelf: May 31, 2026

Yeah, yeah, yeah, shelves, whatever. The good news is I’ve cleared out everything I bought in 2025! Let’s pretend that’s an achievement.

Unread Shelves: May 3, 2026

I put the new bookshelves in place today— two full-size Billys from our friends at Ikea– and … sigh:

Sooooo much to read.

Unread Shelf: April 30, 2026

Looks kinda rough, right? Hahaha you have no idea:

And we aren’t fucking done:

Minor milestone: this will be the final Unread Shelf for the bookshelf in the top picture, which has hosted my unread books since I began this series ten thousand years ago. It is being replaced this weekend with something sturdier and just barely wider, and also I can never leave the house again because I have too much to read.

Unread Shelf: March 31, 2026

How long, do you think, will I hold out until I cave and call this post “Unread Shelves”?

Unread Shelf: February 28, 2026

Bought too many books this month and also didn’t read enough. The pile tomorrow is going to be the smallest in quite a while.

Unread Shelf: January 31, 2026

I think this counts as progress, actually.

Unread Shelf: December 31, 2025; IYKYK edition

Hm. Well, that’s a problem. But not my fault; I did everything I could, and you did too.

… also, why are you still here?