For the record

Crap like this is 100% the fault of the new Gutenberg interface being unable to handle basic shit like links and italics; I’ve been seeing weird line breaks in several of my recent posts and I assure you I’ve been doing my goddamnedest to figure out how to fix it. If anybody has any suggestions, feel free to HMU in comments, because I’m tired of my website looking like a 10-year-old coded it.

Actually, that’s not fair; a 10-year-old able to code would probably be able to handle basic crap like this. It takes a committee of adults to screw something this simple up.

This is only a test, and I need nerds.

I’m fiddling with PayHip. This doesn’t look like it’s going to turn into buttons when I hit “Publish.”  Embed code is dumb.

Buy eBook

Buy eBook

Let’s see if this works better.

Buy eBook

Buy eBook

Hmm.  Okay, here’s the code, with the triangle brackets replaced with parentheses so that it doesn’t scan as HTML.  Anybody know which part of the code is breaking and not showing up as buttons?  I can fake this by just linking images up but I’d prefer real buttons:

(a class=”payhip-button payhip-button-green payhip-button-medium payhip-button-meta” href=”https://payhip.com/b/uKt2)Buy eBook(/a)

It’s supposed to look like this.  Or maybe that’s the code for Benevolence Archives, but you get the idea:
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