
Got home from work.
Made a pot of coffee.
Drank a large cup of coffee from my Rasta Lion mug, which is my favorite.
Immediately fell asleep in my chair.
I am not kidding when I say I am immune to caffeine.
The blog of Luther M. Siler, teacher, author and local curmudgeon

Got home from work.
Made a pot of coffee.
Drank a large cup of coffee from my Rasta Lion mug, which is my favorite.
Immediately fell asleep in my chair.
I am not kidding when I say I am immune to caffeine.
…get it? It’s Friday, and I’m “dazed,” which is kinda the same as tired? Sort of?
This is the best I’m doing on creativity tonight, y’all. Hit like and come back tomorrow. 🙂
I would like to pretend to be surprised that I got home from work, sat down, blinked, and it was 8:00. However, I sat down in what I’m beginning to think of as the Danger Spot on the couch, there was a kitty cat on my lap, and the blink was three hours long.
So maybe I’m not surprised.
Been sitting on the couch reading and the time got away from me. Any big plans this weekend?
I spent all day thinking it was Thursday, meaning that I thought tomorrow was Friday, and it’s not. Even sitting here right now, with this week’s pile of comic books sitting (unread) next to me, I’m having a difficult time comprehending the idea that I have two more days of work this week. It hasn’t been a bad week, all told; yesterday was emotionally rough but school has gone well this week and my classes have murdered their last couple of tests, which is awesome. I looked at the next unit test for my Algebra class, written by the high school teachers, and it was so fucking easy I damn near gave it to them after a day of working on functions. They’ll be ready for it on Monday. I won’t give it to them for a couple of weeks– time to dial the rigor up a bit, so that when they get the test and everybody gets 100% they’ll recognize how easy it is and laugh at it with me.
One thing about this group of kids, both my Algebra class and my kids in general this year: my Algebra class is hands-down the smartest and hardest-working group of kids I’ve ever worked with. It’s not close. And the funny thing is most of them are athletes, so the general vibe of the room is a bunch of really smart jocks as opposed to the cabal of nerds you might expect to see dominating an Algebra class. Even the rest of my classes, though? I’ve gotten used to anywhere from a quarter to half of my students failing during any given quarter, and there is nothing I can do about that short of simply handing over points and just inflating the shit out of their grades. There’s not much I can do if you never come to school and when you are in school you refuse to do any work. Just because you have to decide to fail my class doesn’t mean that a certain percentage of kids don’t gleefully make that decision every quarter.
This year? If you only count the kids who show up, I have less than ten total who are failing out of about 120. Maybe only seven or eight. That’s amazing. Don’t get me wrong, I’d like to see more commitment out of them nonetheless, but compared to the baseline I’ve had for the last several years– even last year in this same school– it’s going amazing. All that and only one real discipline problem out of all of my classes? Shit, it must be time for the other shoe to drop.
… no matter how many times I get the day wrong, today is not Friday, and tomorrow therefore is not Saturday. Today is Thursday, so it’s not payday and my wife is not making a grocery run tomorrow, and I am going to see most if not all of the same co-workers I saw today while I am at work tomorrow. Because just because it’s a teacher record day tomorrow and we do not have kids does not actually transform Thursday into Friday, regardless of how much I might really, really want it to.
… and I’ve been staring off into space for a good twenty minutes, so apparently this fact has broken my brain.
Kind of just had a Friday; nothing in particular, for once, that I feel the need to talk about. I got a few errands run and just finished a swim with my wife and the boy; the water in the pool was up to 82 degrees, which is damn near perfect.
What’s going on in your neck of the woods?
7:59 PM, Friday June 19th: 2,219,119 confirmed cases and 119,086 Americans dead. We had the largest number of new infections today we’ve had on any single day since April. April.
I have spent the entire day convinced that it was Friday, which it was not, and then once I got home from work, tired and confused, I had to go have a parent conference at Hogwarts for my own kid, then had dinner, and now it’s somehow 7:30 already and I feel like it’s bedtime.
Go curl up with a good book, I’ll be back tomorrow. 🙂