- Are trench coats out of style now? I thought trench coats were for old people and old people don’t have style for things to go out of. Have I been misinformed? (I did find one I liked. It was $450. HmmmmmmNO.)
- I found a hat whose style I liked and placed it on my head. An approximation of how it looked:
I checked the size: XXL. I am starting to wonder why it is that children who see me do not scream in fear and run away, because apparently I have the largest head in the universe.
On the plus side, the Apple Store replaced my frayed Lightning cable for twenty-five cents. I did not have the energy to even look for shoes. So: Fail.