For the first time, I think, in my entire voting life, every single person I voted for in this admittedly not terribly important election won. James Mueller has been re-elected as Mayor, defeating his opponent by 75-25 or so, Bianca Tirado won as city clerk, and all of my City Council candidates won as well, including my former co-worker Sherry Bolden-Simpson, who unseated the sole Republican on the City Council by a mere 37 votes. So, yay! I don’t have a Republican representing me on City Council any longer!
Turnout was fucking garbage, of course, as it always is. South Bend’s population has hovered right around 100,000 for most of my life and just barely over ten thousand people bothered to take the ten minutes it would have required to cast a ballot. I have no idea how many voters are in my actual Council district, but there were only about 2700 votes cast. Just fucking sad.
Keeping an eye on all the other races, of course, especially the ones with any sort of national importance to them, and so far– at 8:32 PM– things seem to be mostly going our way? I could use some good news, so hopefully all of that holds up.
I wonder what it would take to get a marijuana legalization bill on Indiana’s ballot? I’m not about to volunteer to do the work– I genuinely don’t think I’d partake even if it were legal, honestly– but it looks like three of our four neighbors will have legal weed by the end of the night, and I’m only saying “three out of four” because I’m too lazy to look up whether it’s legal in Kentucky or not, and I’m gonna guess it isn’t. I live close enough to Michigan that if I wanted to get my hands on some gummies or some shit it wouldn’t be difficult. Shit, my 83-year-old aunt offers me edibles every time she sees me lately.
It’s kind of astonishing just how ugly some of these damn WordPress templates are, and I used to think I was a smart person, but figuring out what to do to edit said templates is just miles beyond my abilities. That and I’ve been in a bad mood for at least two days straight so thinking clearly and rationally isn’t exactly a strong suit at the moment.
Will keep fiddling.
Oh, and I don’t seem to be able to go back to the old template, because I can’t remember the name and it doesn’t appear to be available any longer anyway. Whee!
Edit: In fact, I hated that one so much I went back to Tenku, which I also hate. Sigh.
It has been pointed out to me that, since October 22nd, when you click through to read an individual post off of the front page, the text all becomes black and it is very hard to read against the dark background. I cannot for the life of me figure out what has caused this change, nor can I see anywhere where I even have the option to change the font color in this theme absent changing the colors of virtually everything, much less make a change that only effects clickthrough pages or direct links rather than the front page.
Anybody have any idea what might be going on?
(ETA: I’m convinced that despite the black color going back to the 22nd, this phenomenon only started within the last couple of days. I look at posts through direct links all the time, and I didn’t see this until reading the comment about it this morning.)
The three of us, one of whom, let me remind you, is twelve, went out for dinner tonight, and somehow dinner for three at BW3s cost ninety fucking American dollars, so lemme channel some misplaced rage into some quick reviews. First, a video game, because since I’m not doing the YouTube thing any longer I need to put those here again.
Lies of P (Xbox Series X) is a surprisingly competent Soulslike for, like, eighty percent of its roughly 35-hour playtime, and while the plot line overlaps quite a bit with Steelrising, which came out earlier this year and occupies a lot of the same territory, it’s better put together. Combat is satisfying, it feels like a variety of builds would be viable (I went with a strength build, which is called Motivity in this game, and I found a pretty good whackin’ stick pretty quickly and stuck with it) and the difficulty level is on a pretty even keel for most of the game except for maybe one boss whose weak spot isn’t even really hinted at and who will wreck you mercilessly until you figure it out yourself.
Actually it’s worth it to take a second longer to discuss the weapons: each weapon in the game comes with a handle and a blade, and they can be mixed and matched to your heart’s content. The handles bring certain qualities of the overall weapon with them– the moveset mostly attaches to the handle, while upgrades apply to the blade– and they can affect how scaling affects your weapons, along with certain other items that can actually tune a weapon further toward the build you want. I ended up using the blade from a huge axe called the Live Puppet’s Axe, which is a literal axe made from puppet arms, and the handle from a bludgeoning weapon from much earlier in the game that sped the weapon up and cut the weight a lot. It was neat to play around with the different combinations and see what came from them.
It loses a point or two for the final act, which is a fucking slog unlike anything I’ve seen in a Soulslike in a while; there’s this tower you’re supposed to climb to the top of and Christ it just goes on forever and by the end of it I was just wanting the game to end, but the first, like, 30 hours or so were quality, and if I was more willing to take my time with the last section it might not have bothered me as much. I’ll call it an 8/10.
Shadows of the Short Days, by Alexander Dan Vilhjálmsson, is Icelandic urban fantasy and was more or less a blind impulse buy from Barnes & Noble however long ago I picked it up. I finished it in a few big gulps over a few days and it’s on my shortlist for the end of the year, mostly because of the atmosphere and how it handles magic. The book throws a curveball at you early on, where one of the two main protagonists is getting kicked out of what more or less appears to equate to magic grad school because he won’t calm the fuck down and learn about magic in the safe and boring way that THE ESTABLISHMENT ™ wants him to. Every other book you’ve ever read in your life conditions you to immediately assume that the elder professors are Wrong and that the kid represents what will surely be a series of important breakthroughs in gjáldur research against the calcified Establishment. He will show them the way! They will be ashamed of themselves for not recognizing his greatness!
Hah. Spoiler alert: they were absolutely fucking right and he’s completely over his head and things do not go well. If anything the book’s big weakness is that this guy doesn’t get enough time on the page; there are overlapping different kinds of magic in this series and his is focused mostly on big, showy rituals and, well, demon summoning; at one point he murders a couple of people to steal a book from a library and maybe also touches off a magical pandemic along the way? The book drops it. I didn’t want it to turn into a police procedural or anything, but I wanted to know more about the consequences of his actions.
Toss in a political revolution and a bunch of other weirdness worthy of China Miéville at his best and, oh, a six-page glossary at the front of the book full of unpronounceable Icelandic words with letters I don’t know how to reproduce with my keyboard– this book isn’t going to hold your fucking hand for its vocabulary, I’ll tell you that– and you’ve got something I really liked. It’s not perfect but I ordered the sequel before even finishing it and I’ll likely be getting to it sooner rather than later.
Adam Nevill’s The Ritual is the worst book I’ve read this year, and it’s not close. It is divided into two parts. The first part is about a bunch of Goddamn idiots who get lost in the woods on a hike. Two of them have no business at all being on a fucking three-day wilderness hike in Sweden, of all fucking places, and one of the less realistic parts of this very unrealistic book is these two dudes agreeing to go on a multi-day nature hike in the first place. Two of them get injured– one hurts his knee, and the other has really bad blisters on his feet– and they decide to cut through the forest as a “shortcut,” rather than go on a longer, established path, and, well, I’d say they get what they deserve except there’s also Something in the Woods and occasionally it eats one of them. The first part is entertainingly bad. It’s overwritten and repetitive(*) but it’s hard to fuck up being lost in the woods, chased by something scary, and slowly running out of food.
Then one of them gets kidnapped by a teenage death metal band– that’s not a fucking typo, that’s what happens– and held hostage, and what was once entertainingly bad becomes mortally shit impressively quickly. The last book I read that shot itself in the dick this effectively was Neal Stephenson’s Seveneves, and this was very much Not a Neal Stephenson Book in terms of quality before going to shit. It becomes very clear very quickly that Adam Nevill hates fat people and Adam Nevill also isn’t very fond of women, and Adam Nevill really, really hates fat women, and the book became fucking unreadable with a fucking quickness. Reading the one-star reviews on Goodreads is more entertaining than the book was, and the number of people who closed the book and put it down at the exact point that I did is impressive.
It is worth pointing out that this book was turned into a movie, although I think it strains credulity to call it a “major motion picture,” but the fact that the movie completely jettisoned the plot of the back half of the book should tell you something.
(*) This is the first sentence of Chapter Eighteen: “The very thought of which was exactly why Hutch could not prevent the unnaturally vivid images of the dream from recurring as he walked slowly away from the hovel, with one of Dom’s arms around his shoulders.” Thought of what? I have absolutely no fucking clue, and this sentence disappears up its own ass, never to be understood again. It’s not a reference to the last sentence of the previous chapter. It starts a chapter all by itself. I cannot explain it.
Book of the Month is Chuck Wendig’s Black River Orchard, although Adrian Tchaikovsky’s Empire in Black and Gold (Book 1 of 10!) and Alexander Dan Vilhjálmsson’s Shadow of the Short Days were both stellar as well.
A day late, due to freezing the parts of my brain responsible for remembering things last night. I hope you can all find it in your hearts to forgive me.
