I have figured out what I want done with my body when I die.
You start with that. Then you wait 20 years, cut the tree down, and use the wood to build a bookshelf.
Does a blog post count as a will? Because I’m completely serious right now.
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…and the great part is, if whoever ends up owning the bookshelf uses it for knick-knacks and decoration rather than FUCKING BOOKS, which is what BOOKSHELVES ARE FOR, I get to haunt the house!
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What if they use it for crummy books?
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I rather like the idea of my ashes going into a framework that is sunk in the ocean and used to grow a coral reef in.
I also like the Tibetan Going to the Sky disposal plan.
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Ace. I’ve already asked for something like this (wicker coffin in scrub area being turned into woodland), but this looks even better.
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My fiance already knows I want my body to be used to plant a tree! I find graveyards and tombstones pointless and a waste of space, to be completely honest. But then again, I’m an environmental scientist, so perhaps you should expect nothing less from me 🙂
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